Every Christmas Episode of King of the Hill, In Chronological Order

• The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

  Season 2, Episode 11 · 1997

  Hank goes psychosomatically blind after walking in on his visiting mother and her new boyfriend on the kitchen table.

• Pretty, Pretty Dresses

  Season 3, Episode 9 · 1998

  On the anniversary of his wife leaving him, Bill sinks into a deep depression and starts dressing up as his ex-wife, Lenore, while Hank and the guys try to keep an eye on him.

• Hillennium

  Season 4, Episode 10 · 1999

  Hank is fed up with everyone’s Y2K panic, but a propane shortage soon has him scrambling to protect his own family.

• ’Twas the Nut Before Christmas

  Season 5, Episode 8 · 2000

  A lonely Bill turns his yard into a Christmas village and takes in a young petty criminal as a surrogate son, then refuses to take the decorations down after the holiday.

• The Father, the Son, and J.C.

  Season 6, Episode 4 · 2001

  While building a Habitat for Humanity house with Jimmy Carter, Hank gets promoted to manager and gushes to Buck Strickland, which doesn’t sit well with his father, Cotton.

• Livin’ on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

  Season 8, Episode 7 · 2003

  Hank rents an 18-wheeler to haul antique furniture to his mother in Arizona, with Bobby and some stowaway friends along for the ride. Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne try to write a Christmas novelty song.

• Ms. Wakefield

  Season 9, Episode 2 · 2004

  An elderly woman who grew up in the Hills’ house comes to visit at Christmas, then announces that she wants to die there, and the whole neighborhood insists Hank and Peggy let her.